25 August, 2006

Greek coffee fever sweeps the MARCS lab

There have been some changes in the MARCS lab recently. No longer must MARCists live in bondage - the bondage of consumption of poor quality coffee. No longer need MARCSists live without access to Greek coffee-making facilities. Living snuggly in my pantry filing draw are:
So I implore you all. Remove your Nescafe shackles. Throw down your coffee mugs. Cast aside your plungers. There is a better way. Take up your flitzania. Grab a briki with your free hand. Life is too short for bad coffee.

14 August, 2006

The carrot-cutter says "Bye bye CARD"

Yesterday Hellas made her famous stir fry for dunch1. I was put in charge of peeling and cutting a carrot. By the time I had finished my carrot task, Hellas was filling the wok with a yellowish liquid that bubbled and sizzled. A quick search in Wikipedia suggested that it was probably oil. Since my carrot-cutting services were no longer required, I decided to make the most of my time and clean my room. I rearranged some furniture with the aim of maximising space, and threw out a lot of things that I don't use any more. It is amazinng how things can gather up without you noticing. I threw out a lot of things - papers, books, folders, toys that I had bought when I was working for CARD. I also took down my Therapist of the Month poster and my thank you cards from my kiddies' families.

The Center for Autism and Related Disorders (CARD) is an organisation that provides Applied Behaviour Analysis (ABA) therapy to children diagnosed with disorders that are on the autism spectrum. I worked there for three and a half years, first as a junior therapist and then as a senior therapist. It was a great experience and I enjoyed my time there immensely. I miss the kids that I worked with, and I try to keep in touch with their families. It is really quite a special feeling to teach a young boy to produce his first sound. My time at CARD was filled with many little successes like this - first bike ride, first hair cut, first day at school. I really loved working for CARD and gave it everything I had - I was a damn good therapist. When I received an offer to study at MARCS I knew that my time working at CARD would soon be coming to an end. I reduced my hours to three days per week, then two, then one. I resigned from CARD in May of this year to focus on my PhD. Looking back, I know I made the right decision. Doing a PhD takes up all of your time (just ask Hellas), and it would not have been fair to my kids to show up for therapy sessions when my mind was not 100 per cent on the job. I don't plan on ever going back to ABA, but I'm glad that I did it when I did. Bye bye CARD.

1dunch is new word formed by combining 'lunch' + 'dinner.' You are having dunch when Hellas starts cooking at 2:30pm and you end up eating at 4:30. I realise that brunch combines 'breakfast' + 'lunch', and that using the same approach I should probably call dunch 'linner', but that just sounds stupid.

11 August, 2006

Mark's MARCS Spot the Difference Challenge


The survivors of last weeks Mark's MARCS Mensa-sucks Challenge go at it again in a spot-the-difference duel. 22 subtle differences exist in the two pictures. Will a nonnative English speaker triumph? I dunno.

  1. Hellas 21
  2. Damien 21
  3. Mark 19

03 August, 2006

Mark's MARCS Mensa-sucks Challenge


The gauntlet has been thrown down. MARCSists have been pitted against each other in a battle of wits. The winner will be showered with praise, the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore. Here are the current standings:
  1. Thomas (Rikke's husband) 31
  2. Michael 30
  3. Christa's sister 30
  4. Damien 29
  5. Christa's sister's husband 28
  6. Hellas 25
  7. Christa 24
  8. Rikke 24
  9. Iris 23
  10. Andrew (Christa's fiance) 22
  11. Mark 22
  12. Christa's other sister and her fiance 16
  13. Christa's mum (and everyone at her work) 15